June 2012
teganquinbanter: grasstomyknees: What if when they were babies, Tegan and Sara’s mom accidentally called Sara the name Tegan and she continued doing it for years afterwards and Sara is actually Tegan and Tegan is actually Sara?
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A USWNT LAUGH: Abby Wambach and kitchen jokes →
auswntlaugh: So we WNT fans go watch a youtube video of game highlights, or skills tribute or something, and in the comments, unfortunately very often, there are sexist and ignorant comments like “that’s a funny looking kitchen.” So original. But hey, USWNT forward Abby Wambach actually is seen in the…
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Tegan is Really Gay
Sara: If I were to do a psychological testing or like an assessment I would say that someone threw me a cat because they want to domesticate me and pet me and somebody threw you a pink unicorn which is really gay and you are really gay.
Tegan: ...
Sara: I don't mean that throwing a unicorn is gay, I mean a unicorn is just gay. Someone recently told me a funny joke, and I then I told my mom the funny joke but it wasn't as funny because my mom didn't get the joke and thought it was real. So, here let me tell you the joke. I said to my mom "Mom did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks''
*laughs*
Sara: And my mom was like "You're kidding me!"
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Listenmyyouthisslippin: T&S fans, drop what you’re...
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Teach me how to count to five.
Tegan: Teach me how to count to five.
Fan1: One is Een
Tegan: "Ay"?
Audience: EEN!
Fan2: "Ayn!"
Tegan: Een! I feel like I should be learning from you (fan2), I feel like I understand you the best here. Een.
Audience: Twee!
Tegan: Twee. It's easy so far.
Audience: Drie!
Tegan: Tree?
Audience: Drie!
Tegan: Drie, drie. Kay.
Sara: It's basically like english, but mispronounced.
Tegan: Yeah. It's like a drunk english person. Drie! okay.
Audience: Vier!
Tegan: Veer?
Audience: Vier!
Tegan: vvvvuueerr. Veeer. Close? I don't know four, it's not--moving on. Five.
Audience: vijf!
Tegan: Five.
Sara: I love this language.
Tegan: I love this language too. Thank you, that was very helpful.
Fan: Now count!
Tegan: Oh jesus. No, I can't even remember my lyrics.
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