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I Feel It In My Bones. Can i get Back In Your Head...
The moment you see Tegan & Sara
skyequin: and your like.. and they come at you like.. and then you wake up…
An Horse playlist
anhorse: Just a little playlist for y’all…
Tegan's infomercial on people that are stupid.
Tegan: Whoever's standing next to the person who just threw a beer on stage, could you point to who it was?
Fan: Over here!
Sara: You are a gigantic asshole.
Tegan: That person right there?
Tegan: Hi! Wow. I think that what you just did was kinda ridiculous--don't hit each other.
Fan: She's a bitch!
Tegan: She may be a bitch but she's also gonna ruin the show for everybody, okay? I just wanna say that you can throw stuffed animals, but when you throw beer at equipment that has electronics in it, it could electrocute one of us, and also could break something really expensive and based on your level of intelligence, I'm assuming you do something really terrible for your work, but what we do for a living costs a lot of money, and so we'd appreciate it if you don't throw beer on stage. So I hope that you enjoyed this infomercial on people that are stupid.
Sara's Wisdom Teeth Story
Sara: Anyone come to the in-store today? It was fun! Wasn't it?
Tegan: It was fun. One person had fun.
Sara: Yeah. It wasn't the worst thing that you've ever done, like that one time you had your wisdom teeth removed and you were broke and you didn't have enough money to get that thing where they put you down--I mean put under...and so you take the deal where they just give you the needle for eight hundred bucks and you think, "how bad can it be? It's just teeth" and the dentist tells you, "Just bring a Walkman so you don't get stressed out by the noise," and so you bring your Discman and bring your favorite U2 record and as soon as you get into the office, you realize you made a grave mistake and they start giving you needles and you're already crying and then they leave and everyone's talking in French and then your neck starts to feel numb and you can't swallow and you realize that there's a build up of saliva and you feel upset and you wish that you didn't have to do it and and then now you're like, "why did I bring this U2 record? Now I'm never going to be able to listen to this fucking CD ever again," and then your dentist comes in and he says, "it's only going to be seven and a half minutes," and then he starts looking at the x-rays and you hear the word 'impacted' like ten times and they start doing the first one and it comes out really easy and you think, "this isn't going to be that bad, why did you start worrying?" and then they start working on the other three that are 'impacted' then they are drilling and they are crunching and using these plier things to rip out the pieces out of your face and it's so violent that your headphones fall off your ears and you can't hear the U2 song anymore, you're just hoping they'll stop the stupid fucking CD from playing and then you're crying and there's blood flying onto the dentist's mask and you're like, "is that my blood?" and---
Tegan: [laughing] The in-store wasn't THAT bad.
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